Not once upon a time but everytime a cat crosses my road, I
feel like giving him/her a two way slap. Afterall he/she is eishan faramosh of the highest
order…..they bring bad luck to the person upon whose Amul Taza and fresh fish,
they get fed :p But do they really bring
bad luck???? Believe it or not those fellas used to cross my road four-five
times everyday I go out…and subsequently I have given up the belief of taking
three steps backward, before walking on further! It hardly matters…to be precise. And now not giving anymore footage to he and
she TOM, lemme promptly jump onto the backdrop of this note….afterall a Humanities student loves to
reason and place views, but its upto the reader to judge whether its coherent
or fallacious:p
Luck and destiny….nevertheless the extreme truths and parts
of life. But beliefs, superstitions no way can avert your luck from dazzling or
destructing your life. We decide our day-to-day lives on the basis of the five
stars that get published in morning newspapers. And once I was surprised to see
the same forecast being published twice a month. But this is the extent to
which we believe beliefs:p
I wonder and wait for the time when there will be no Ganesha
Speaks on Google but something like Ganesha Shouts:p Now I am getting confused which brings bad
luck- a right eye wink or a left eye wink:p
If oil falls from your hand, you
will get money….last day I dropped a
litre of oil, that too refined Dhara….and I hardly increased my bank balance! They
say, if you laugh a lot, you have to cry soon…but does that mean we will count
smiles before placing them:p You get
hiccups and you confuse them either with love bites or hate bites….drinking a glass of water will solve your
problem, I guess:p If you eat
anything round before going for exams…..they say may God bless you. But since
childhood, I am fed upon potatoes, my favourite vegetable, and my scores are average:p Snakes in dreams indicate money, fish in
dreams indicates you are lucky and you should buy a lottery ticket and falling
of a tooth indicates someone you know is going to die….unfortunately the third one always came true in my case,again another beliefL
Linda Goodman in her SunSigns gives a detailed account of
our lives…from a child,man,woman,boss,employee…we get almost every answer in
her thick forecaster! The practical me says, these are bullshit…but the curious
me says, huh how come she knows!
Some say keeping a eucalyptus leaf under your pillow on a
full moon, makes you see your soulmate in dream. Now yeh jyaada ho gaya but kehte hai, shayad hota hai aisa:p Wearing whites and avoiding blacks on
interview dates to avoid bad luck….but wearing blacks on personal ‘dates’ to
look stunning is ironical:p In
childhood, there was a typical paper game for predicting love called-FLAMES
(friendship,love,?,marriage,enemy,sister)……literally
this lovemetre means combustion:p
Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
brought the concept of wishing for something and everything the moment you see
a falling star…..but some people say seeing a star fall brings bad luck....ab maro jahaan marna hai:p They say if you encounter with an elephant or
a group of eunuchs or a dead body on the way, you gonna have a good day ahead. With
the onset of Fengshui, Laughing Buddhas have hit our shelves big time. Earlier
it was a parrot bestowing us with the luck factor and now its astrology,
palmistry, numerology, tarot reading that have made us fall in love with our
future foretell. Tuesdays and Saturdays, don’t start journeys….Thursdays don’t
spend money- flights should be cancelled
on the former and banks should be closed on the latter days then:p Falling of a comb brings guests home, the
singing of the owls indicates marriages at home, crying of animals brings bad
luck to home.
Wishing for something when you spot a couple of Maina birds, wishing for something more
when you see a running train and getting all the wishes shattered when you see
a monkey on a journey:p Crossing fingers
were not just ample, so some end up crossing legs too…anticipating for some
good news!
Don’t sneeze in good occasions, don’t look back while going
out…..don’ts are lot when it comes to beliefs, but as far as zodiacs are
concerned, you can heal your future accordingly:p Buy a start up package with 500, and you get
all solutions of unpredictable life. If it’s still much, then go for daily
packs@ re1/day, on mobile networks these days!
Stretching from Aries to Pisces, I don’t know What’s your Rashee, but reading these
zodiacs bring so much oddity,optimism,poise at one point of time that at the
other point of time you gonna mess up big time:p So no matter it’s a two star or a four star
day on newspaper, you can still have a fine day provided you have done your
homework well:p Yet till the time you
wed, enjoy having faith in these beliefs and zodiacs and predicting this
unpredictable life….kyunki after that there will be a standard kundali matching occasion again predicting
your unpredictable life leaving you to sing why
this 3(kolaveri) di:p
Last but not the least, amidst everything, don’t get murky
if next time you spot one star beside your zodiac as life is like a paheli and you never know when the tables
are turned, stars are on your side and Rahu
Ketu sending you a friend request:p
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